3. Michael D. Brown
Hack of a job
Bronze Medal • 389 Points

Fact: Michael is known to pals as "Brownie!"

Fact: As chairman of the Oklahoma Municipal Power Authority, Brownie helped build the Michael D. Brown Hydroelectric Power Plant and Dam!

Fact: Before joining the Department of Homeland Security, Brownie was Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association!

Fact: As Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, Brownie led the fight against horse cosmetic surgery!

Fact: Before Hurricane Katrina hit, Brownie had planned to quit the Federal Emergency Management Agency anyway!

Fact: Shortly after Katrina came ashore, FEMA's only employee in New Orleans e-mailed Brownie to say, "Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical...many will die." And Brownie replied: "Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?"

Fact: While Katrina was destroying New Orleans, Brownie was asking co-workers in e-mails if he should roll up his shirtsleeves to look better in photographs!

Fact: Five hours after Katrina hit, Brownie made his first request for FEMA rescue workers to report for two days of training required before their deployment to the disaster area!

Fact: Brownie resigned from FEMA out of "the best interest of the agency and best interest of the president!"

Fact: Brownie is now a consultant for FEMA!

Brownie, you are a heck of an AHOY!


Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

AHOY, what have you done for New Orleans?

Did you send federal officials to hand out free plastic credit cards worth $1,000? No? MIKE BROWN DID!

Did you send trailers so those people would feel at home? No. MIKE BROWN DID!

The fact is, Brown was doing a HELL of a job until the "let's-blame-George-Bush" media jackals said, "Let's blame George Bush" for tornado, hurricane, tsunami or coal mine disaster that ever lived. And I'll tell you this, AHOY, there's no White House intern tonight weeping into her pillow because a sleazeball President cupped her wanton breasts in his grubby palms and wailed habla-habla-habla!

Heck of a job, AHOY.

1/30/2006 7:27 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

You can take God's name in vain by saying "Brownie" did a "hell" of a job. You can do that all you want. But you can't conceal--heck, don't even try to conceal--that Michael D. Brown failed to protect our borders. And if immigration isn't a "Federal Emergency," I don't know what is.

But I guess September 11th was just another day off to you.

1/30/2006 7:57 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

You be quiet or I'll shut your big fat mouth for you.

If you won't listen to political debate, maybe you should FEEL it.

AHOY. I'm sending your name into the government. But it's MY list you should worry about the most.

2/12/2006 9:19 PM  

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