12. Pat Robertson
Who would Jesus kill?
Fact: Pat’s real name is Marion! He chose "Pat" because it has a certain ring.
Fact: Marion once threatened to sue NBC News for labeling him a "television evangelist!"
Fact: Marion traces his bloodline back to presidents William Henry Harrison and Benjamin Harrison, and Winston Churchill! His dad was a U.S. Senator!
Fact: During the Korean War, military man Marion was assigned the duty of making sure the officers’ clubs had enough liquor!
Fact: When Marion ran for president, he vowed to eliminate the departments of Education and Energy!
Fact: Three times, Marion has claimed to have steered hurricanes away from his Virginia home through the power of his prayers!
Fact: In 2005, Marion led a 21-day national campaign to pray for future vacancies on the U.S. Supreme Court!
Fact: At various times, Marion has said his IQ is 159, 139 and 137!
That makes Mario--er, Pat, the smartest television evangel--er, preacher on this year’s AHOY list!