8. Donald Rumsfeld, "Heck of a job Rummy!" 194 Points

Fact: Rummy is 72 years young!

Fact: Rummy was an Eagle Scout!

Fact: In 1980, Rummy was named "Outstanding Chief Executive Officer in the Pharmaceutical Industry!"

Fact: In the mid 1990s, Rummy and his colleague Dick Cheney co-founded The Project for the New American Century, whose goal was to "promote American global leadership!"

Fact: In 2000, The Project for the New American Century proposed invading Iraq!

Fact: In 2003, Rummy's crack invasion took Baghdad in less than a month, with few U.S. casualties!

Fact: Rummy no longer uses an automatic pen to sign letters to the families of fallen soldiers!

Fact: Rummy won Asshole of the Year in 2004!

Fact: Rummy speaks in poetic verse! He composed this piece Dec. 8 on The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer:

A CHALLENGE TO YOU, MR. REPORTER

I'm not in your business.

I don't walk in your shoes.

I don't know how tough it is.

It has to be tough.

But all I know is that

There are 150,000 troops over there

Who keep asking me,

What in the world is going on?

AHOY says 'Amen,' Rummy!