13. Michael Jackson We're starting to think Billie Jean's kid couldn't possibly have been your son. 133 Points

Fact: Michael’s Thriller is the best-selling album of all time!

Fact: Michael was voted "Artist of The Millennium" by the World Music Awards!

Fact: Some of Michael’s hits include Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough, Black or White, Smooth Criminal, Bad, P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) and I Can’t Help It!

Fact: The godparents of Michael’s kids are Macaulay Culkin and Liz Taylor!

Fact: One day, Michael attended his molestation trial in pajamas! (Pictured)

Fact: Michael was acquitted of child sex abuse charges!

Fact: Michael now lives in Bahrain and is said to have converted to Islam!

Fact: Surgeons deny that Michael’s nose is melting!

But nobody can deny Michael’s popularity in AHOY!