18. Bob Novak Political anal-ist 84 Points

Fact: Bob was once a lieutenant in the U.S. Army!

Fact: Bob, a converted Catholic, is believed to be a member of the Opus Dei sect!

Fact: Bob’s stories twice have gotten Karl Rove fired from political jobs, both times for dishing dirt!

Fact: Bob’s son Alex is marketing director for the Swift Boat Veterans’ publisher!

Fact: In 2005, Bob uttered the word "bullshit" on a live CNN broadcast before storming off the set! (Pictured)

Fact: Bob is known as The Prince of Darkness!

And now Bob is also known as a Prince of AHOY!