16. Condoleezza Rice
These boots were made for waterboardin'
Fact: "Condoleezza" in Italian means "with sweetness!"
Fact: Doctor Rice was a child genius!
Fact: Forbes Magazine calls Doctor Rice the world’s most powerful woman!
Fact: Doctor Rice hopes to someday run the National Football League!
Fact: Doctor Rice once referred to President Bush as her "husband!"
And we refer to Doctor Rice as Doctor AHOY!