16. Condoleezza Rice
These boots were made for waterboardin'
127 Points

Fact: "Condoleezza" in Italian means "with sweetness!"

Fact: Doctor Rice was a child genius!

Fact: Forbes Magazine calls Doctor Rice the world’s most powerful woman!

Fact: Doctor Rice hopes to someday run the National Football League!

Fact: Doctor Rice once referred to President Bush as her "husband!"

And we refer to Doctor Rice as Doctor AHOY!


Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

Millions like me hope to someday call her "President Doctor Rice."

And if any hothead world leader ever thinks this sharp little policy pet can be tamed by their oil pump, they've got some arctic drilling to do. They'll wake up next morning and find she's not only gone from their love palace, but she's taken the weapons of mass destruction from their medicine cabinet.

"Condi plus mate: 2008!"

1/21/2006 6:31 AM  

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