HAIL TO THE AHOY



31. Barbara Bush
I Am The Walrus
48 Points

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Fact: Bar says she and hubby George H. W. Bush "love every living human!"

Fact: Bar has never held a job!

Fact: Servants say Bar can bite your head off and spit it through the wall!

Fact: Last year, Bar marveled at how well the U.S. government treated poor people hurt by Hurricane Katrina!

And we marvel at how well AHOY is treating America’s First Grandma!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope she hunts you all down.

1/17/2006 6:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunts them down? You sound like one of her spoiled servants. I've met the former-and-always First Lady and let me tell you, that gal is a delight.

So keep pushing the liberal line that she's some kind of intimidating, mannish hunter-downer, and let the real Americans soak up her girlish charms in peace.

1/18/2006 7:15 PM  

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