31. Barbara Bush
I Am The Walrus
48 Points

Fact: Bar says she and hubby George H. W. Bush "love every living human!"

Fact: Bar has never held a job!

Fact: Servants say Bar can bite your head off and spit it through the wall!

Fact: Last year, Bar marveled at how well the U.S. government treated poor people hurt by Hurricane Katrina!

And we marvel at how well AHOY is treating America’s First Grandma!


Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

I hope she hunts you all down.

1/17/2006 6:09 AM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

Hunts them down? You sound like one of her spoiled servants. I've met the former-and-always First Lady and let me tell you, that gal is a delight.

So keep pushing the liberal line that she's some kind of intimidating, mannish hunter-downer, and let the real Americans soak up her girlish charms in peace.

1/18/2006 7:15 PM  

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