31. Barbara Bush
I Am The Walrus
Fact: Bar says she and hubby George H. W. Bush "love every living human!"
Fact: Bar has never held a job!
Fact: Servants say Bar can bite your head off and spit it through the wall!
Fact: Last year, Bar marveled at how well the U.S. government treated poor people hurt by Hurricane Katrina!
And we marvel at how well AHOY is treating America’s First Grandma!