HAIL TO THE AHOY



37. Randy "Duke" Cunningham
Yacht Rock
37 Points

duke
Fact: Over his 15 years in Congress, Randy earned $2.4 million in bribes!

Fact: In 1996, four months after Randy ripped federal judges for being soft on drugs, his son Todd was caught with 400 pounds of marijuana!

Fact: The ladies say Randy liked to invite them aboard his yacht, put on his pajama bottoms and chill champagne by the light of a lava lamp!

You’re randy, Randy! AHOY, and welcome to your new ship!

2 Comments:

Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

I hope you all feel good about youselves knowing that you probably made this man cry again.

He is, after all, a Republican, so his feelings don't matter.

"Congrats."

1/16/2006 7:50 PM  
Blogger Superfrankenstein said...

You're playing into the liberals' hands with all the Republican talk, john. The MSM calls this a partisan scandal, but Duke is half Democrat.

1/17/2006 3:44 AM  

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