Who Are The Bottom 40?
The Answer Begins With An Indicted Politician.
It Will End With

YOUR 2005

"This is going to be the best A.H.O.Y. ever!"




Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

This better not be some liberal agenda disguised as balanced journalism. I'll be watching you.

1/13/2006 7:31 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

Who are you people? Does the government know you are doing this? Do the celebrities know you are doing this? Do you have permission from the proper authorities to do this?

You better watch yourselves, my friends, because our nation is at war, and we don't need divisive "polls" such as yours, seeking to weaken our resolve.

1/13/2006 8:43 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

Oh, like divisive "polls" such as this could EVER weaken our resolve.

In fact, it's cowards like you who weaken our resolve. by saying things like polls COULD weaken our resolve.

Our enemies our real, and they read blog comments. Don't you EVER let them think our resolve is weak.


1/14/2006 12:05 AM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

See? Just as I feared.

Men turning on each other.

Well, I don't know how you people get your jellies spanked, and frankly, I don't care, as long as it's not disgusting.

But during war, there is a right way and a wrong way to debate, and the right way requires combatants to refrain from disagreeing in the wrong way.

I can smell what's happening here, and, frankly, I don't like the taste of rancor on my tongue.

1/14/2006 7:37 AM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

That's not rancor you're tasting on your tongue.

It's the manhood of those who seek to destroy us.

Message to john berdsford tipton from the evil ones: Don't worry about being more divisive than you are. You're doing great. Thanks for helping us. Come say hello when you get to heaven and maybe we'll peel you off a couple of virgins.

That's aiding and comforting the enemy. And for that you should be electrocuted and hung from the rafters of the nearest gas chamber.

1/14/2006 2:14 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...


Now I understand....

Listen, "yankee doodle manly," or whomever you are, at whatever teen-age you are, forgive me:

I made the honest mistake of momentarily taking you seriously, an error I shan't duplicate.

But to all the rest of you urine-sheeted, flower-pungent, hippie-liberal pie-and-dung wagons who sat on their soft handsies and gushed crimson over the grand prize of watching two right-minded commentators quarrel, hear this:

I know what's coming down with this "AHOY."

You're trying to divide Americans.

I, for one, will not let it come to pass without a fight.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, yankee doodle manly. Now get off the computer. Your mother is calling you.

1/14/2006 3:35 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

My mother was a saint.

I can only say I'm glad she didn't live to see scum like you dragging America down into what Sean Hannity called "the dank sewer of divisiveness."

Now let us ne'er forget that the real enemy is OUT THERE, except for the ones who are hiding in here.

Which means we need to unite.

Which we can't right now.

Because of your divisiveness..

You seem a little attention-disabled, so if you're having trouble tracking, let me put it as plainly as I can:

America must unite, but it can't because of people like you.

1/14/2006 4:07 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

I'm sure your mother is very proud of you.

You are the classic example of why some Americans should not unite.

Mary Jo Kopechne did not need to "unite" with Teddy Kennedy.

Bill Clinton did not need to "unite" with Monica Lewinsky. (Or for that matter, Hillary!)

Sean Hannity certainly did not need to "unite" with Alan Combs.

In fact, the only person I can see that you need to unite with is a credible psychologist.

Maybe he can undo whatever it is that your "saintly" mother did to you.

1/14/2006 4:39 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

You leave my mother out of this.

You liberals, like your terrorist allies, always build your lies on a convincing foundation of truth. Yes, Kennedy murdered Kopechne; yes, Clinton betrayed America with the fat intern. But once you've drawn us into the tent with truths, the lies begin.

Well? I'm waiting.

I'm waiting for your lies.

1/14/2006 5:35 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

OK. Here's one.

You write with wisdom and intelligence.

Here's another.

Your mother is very proud of you.

One more.

The world needs to hear more from you.

Join the Democrats, please. Join bin Laden. Join the Spice Girls. Do whatever it takes. But don't keep trying to ruin America.

1/14/2006 5:47 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

"Ruin" America?

By speaking out so as to make it so Americans like me may continue to speak out?

If that's your idea of a "ruined" America, what's your vision of an unsullied one? A place where Americans are bound and gagged?

Using arms to defend an unfree place like that would make our soldiers terrorists. When are you going to apologize for calling our soldiers terrorists?

Until you're ready to say you're sorry AND MEAN IT, I think we've all heard enough out of you.

1/14/2006 5:56 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

I'll say I'm sorry over your unmarked grave.

1/14/2006 6:03 PM  

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