HAIL TO THE AHOY



35. Jennifer Wilbanks
Chicken Run
40 Points

Jenniferwilbanks
Fact: While Jennifer was doing Vegas, her hometown spent $40,00 to $60,000 on her search!

Fact: After she finally phoned home from a 7-Eleven in Albuquerque, Jennifer’s family thanked the news media for getting through to the "kidnappers."

Fact: Jennifer inspired a "Runaway Bride" action figure!

Fact: This is Jennifer' first AHOY!

Congratulations, Jen, on your "runaway" AHOY success! Good luck with probation!

2 Comments:

Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

These liberals conveniently fail to mention what caused Jennifer to run away from her wedding: the spectre of legal gay marriage. That's the number one threat to brides like Jennifer.

She's a hero.

1/17/2006 3:47 AM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

You didn't see her running off to some Brokeback weekend camp, flirting with gay cowgirls. The media doesn't want you to know that, though. Nobody reports it.

1/17/2006 6:07 AM  

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