35. Jennifer Wilbanks
Chicken Run
40 Points
Fact: While Jennifer was doing Vegas, her hometown spent $40,00 to $60,000 on her search!
Fact: After she finally phoned home from a 7-Eleven in Albuquerque, Jennifer’s family thanked the news media for getting through to the "kidnappers."
Fact: Jennifer inspired a "Runaway Bride" action figure!
Fact: This is Jennifer' first AHOY!
Congratulations, Jen, on your "runaway" AHOY success! Good luck with probation!
2 Comments:
These liberals conveniently fail to mention what caused Jennifer to run away from her wedding: the spectre of legal gay marriage. That's the number one threat to brides like Jennifer.
She's a hero.
You didn't see her running off to some Brokeback weekend camp, flirting with gay cowgirls. The media doesn't want you to know that, though. Nobody reports it.
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