HAIL TO THE AHOY



36. Rafael Palmeiro
Good perjury always beats good hitting
38 Points

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Fact: Slugger Jose Canseco says he used to personally inject steroids into Raffy’s butt!

Fact: After his suspension last summer, Raffy wore earplugs to lessen the sound of booing. In Toronto, he covered the plugs with tape!

Fact: When Raffy was endorsing Viagra, he stressed that he really uses it and wasn’t just saying stuff for money!

Congratulations, Raffy! Not only has Congress decided not to charge you with perjury, but you’re a member of the AHOY Championship team!

8 Comments:

Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

Figures the first athlete you smear would be a Bush contributor. Who votes in this thing, anyway? And why do they hate democracy?

1/16/2006 6:52 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

Oh, so now you're blaming Palmeiro on the Bush administration?

I should have known...

1/16/2006 7:49 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

I don't play the blame game, and if I did I wouldn't play juiced.

1/16/2006 8:33 PM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

You should consider getting juiced.

1/16/2006 9:00 PM  
Anonymous yankee_doodle_manly said...

You should shut up.

1/17/2006 12:48 AM  
Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

YOU should shut up.

1/17/2006 8:27 AM  
Blogger Superfrankenstein said...

No, YOU should shut up.

1/17/2006 7:56 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Wouldn't it be funny if it was the Viagra that made Palmeiro show up positive? (Well, that and the injections...)

1/19/2006 4:03 PM  

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