36. Rafael Palmeiro
Good perjury always beats good hitting
38 Points
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Fact: After his suspension last summer, Raffy wore earplugs to lessen the sound of booing. In Toronto, he covered the plugs with tape!
Fact: When Raffy was endorsing Viagra, he stressed that he really uses it and wasn’t just saying stuff for money!
Congratulations, Raffy! Not only has Congress decided not to charge you with perjury, but you’re a member of the AHOY Championship team!
8 Comments:
Figures the first athlete you smear would be a Bush contributor. Who votes in this thing, anyway? And why do they hate democracy?
Oh, so now you're blaming Palmeiro on the Bush administration?
I should have known...
I don't play the blame game, and if I did I wouldn't play juiced.
You should consider getting juiced.
You should shut up.
YOU should shut up.
No, YOU should shut up.
Wouldn't it be funny if it was the Viagra that made Palmeiro show up positive? (Well, that and the injections...)
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