36. Rafael Palmeiro
Good perjury always beats good hitting
Fact: After his suspension last summer, Raffy wore earplugs to lessen the sound of booing. In Toronto, he covered the plugs with tape!
Fact: When Raffy was endorsing Viagra, he stressed that he really uses it and wasn’t just saying stuff for money!
Congratulations, Raffy! Not only has Congress decided not to charge you with perjury, but you’re a member of the AHOY Championship team!