26. Barry Bonds Crutch hitter 48 Points

Fact: Barry loves to rub himself with "flaxseed oil!"

Fact: Barry is tied with Manny Ramirez for the second-highest salary in baseball!

Fact: Barry is an avid golfer with a 10 handicap!

Fact: Barry has never failed a drug test!

And he'll never fail to rank in the AHOY!