HAIL TO THE AHOY



24. Rush Limbaugh
Talent On Loan From Pfizer
66 Points

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Fact: Rush started in radio at his dad’s station!

Fact: In the '70s, Rush deejayed in Pittsburgh as Jeff Christie (pictured)!

Fact: Rush couldn’t join the military because of a cyst on his rear!

Fact: After the publication of the best-seller Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Rush lost 110 pounds!

Fact: Rush is dating CNN anchor Daryn Kagan, but this week, the New York Daily News reported that the couple is "on the rocks!"

Fact: The grand jury has yet to file drug charges against Rush!

Mega-dittos from AHOY, O all-seeing, all-knowing Rushimo!

2 Comments:

Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

I knew you'd attack him for his weight. The only fat liberals appreciate is the type they can build into government.

Why don't you write about Teddy Kennedy's hips? You'd think he'd be slim, considering all the swimming he's done in his life, eh?

1/19/2006 8:10 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Speaking as an overweight liberal, I am comfortable saying that the main problem with Limbaugh has never been the fat in his butt, it's the fat in his head. But that Daryn Kagan, she's hot... and apparently no judge of character.

1/19/2006 4:10 PM  

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