20. Ray Nagin The Bald Easy 70 Points

Fact: Ray’s real first name is Clarence!

Fact: Before running for mayor as a Democrat, Clarence was a lifelong Republican and worked as a general manager for Cox Communications!

Fact: Clarence has an M.B.A!

Fact: As mayor of New Orleans, Clarence has been instrumental in cracking down on corruption among city taxi drivers!

Congratulations, Clarence! A flood surge of votes lifted you to elite AHOY status!