23. Kevin Federline
My Name Is Earl
66 Points

Fact: Kevin's middle name really is Earl!

Fact: Kevin prefers to be called "K-Fed!"

Fact: K-Fed plans to get his G.E.D!

Fact: Before marrying Britney Spears, K-Fed fathered two sons with another woman!

Fact: Under his prenuptial agreement, K-Fed reportedly will get $300,000 for every year the marriage lasts!

Fact: On New Year’s Eve, K-Fed released his first single, PopoZão," which goes like this:
In Portuguese it means bring your ass
On the floor and move it real fast
I wanna see your kitty and a little bitta titty
Wanna know where I go when I'm in your city
Girl, don't you worry about all the dough
Cuz a cat is coming straight outta the know
Ready rock them shows all the ...
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor
Up, down, all around
Work that shit to this funky sound
Wanna see what I'm gonna owe
Po, Po, Po, Po, PopoZao, PopoZao (Repeat)
Yo, K-Fed! Aho, Aho, Aho, AHOY, AHOY!


Anonymous John Berdsford Tipton said...

Come listen to a story ‘bout a man, ‘K-Fed,’
Dead rap career, income firmly in the red.
Then one day he was drinkin’ up some beers,
And up from the ground come a bubblin’ Spears…
Britney, that is.
Store-bought boobs. Texas tease.

Well the first thing you know K-Fed’s a millionaire.
Kin folks said, ‘Kev, get yer lady bare!”
Said, “Makin’ rugrats is the thing y’oughta do!”
So he knocked her up quick, like he did the other two…
Babies, that is.
Earlier wife. Didn’t understand him.

Well now it's time to say ‘goo-bye’ to Fed and his new boy,
They would like to thank you all for votin’ him AHOY.
You're all invited back next year to this locality,
When K-Fed’s second marriage is a distant memory.
Lindsay Lohan? Hot damn.
Y'all buy his record now, y’ear?

1/19/2006 9:10 AM  

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