HAIL TO THE AHOY



What Is A.H.O.Y.?

Asshole Of the Year.

Each year since 1974, voters around the globe have chosen the person who, more than any other, earned the name "Asshole."

Now, because you received an exclusive invitation or randomly stumbled onto this page, you can vote too!

Rank your top 10 choices. Your first-place asshole gets 10 points, your second place 9, and so on.

We've given you some suggestions in the entry below. But don't limit yourself to those names.

Post your ballot in the comments section. Famous names only; no voting for your boss.

We'll do the rest.

Check back for updates as the assholectorate decides who will earn the rank...

A.H.O.Y. '05!

121 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. Karl Rove
3. Tom DeLay
4. Condi Rice
5. George W. Bush
6. Don Rumsfeld
7. Bob Novak
8. Neal Bortz
9. Rafael Palmiero
10. Barry Bonds

12/08/2005 6:08 PM  
Anonymous surge said...

1.Dick Head Cheney
2.George Bush
3.Karl Rove
4.Mike "Brownie" Brown
5.Terrel Owens
6.Bill O'Reilly
7.Pat Robertson
8.Lindsay Lohan
9.Judith Miller
10.Kevin Federline

12/08/2005 6:29 PM  
Anonymous Tim said...

1.Pat Robertson
2.Karl Rove
3.Dick Cheney
4.George Bush
5.Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
6.Arnold Schwarzenegger
7.Osama bin Laden
8.Tom DeLay
9.Jim West
10.Tom Cruise

12/08/2005 7:53 PM  
Anonymous Dave Trageser said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Tom Delay
3. Sadaam Hussein
4. Nancy Grace
5. Howard Stern
6. Terrell Owens
7. Madonna
8. Dick Cheney
9. Ann Coulter
10. Sean Hanritty

12/08/2005 11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush 2. Dick Cheney 3. Karl Rove 4. Donald Rumsfeld 5. Jeb Bush 6, George Bush 7. George Bush 8 George Bush 9. Tom Delay 10. Paul Wolfowitz

12/09/2005 2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Mike Brown
2. Dick Cheney
3. Judith Miller
4. Al Zwahiri
5. Mary Ann Schadt
6. Matt Driscoll
7. Bob Congel
8. Tom Golisano (getting a head start on next year's gov race)
9. That focus on the family guy
10. Whoever's sending me spam about great deals on watches

12/09/2005 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing from the nomination list: James Dobson, Focus on the Family

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. James Dobson
5. Dick Cheney
6. Pat Robertson
7. Ann Coulter
8. Bill O'Reilly
9. Terrell Owens
10. Michelle Malkin

12/09/2005 1:27 PM  
Blogger Jacob "H" Tucker said...

10. R. Kelly
9. Tom Cruise
8. Tom DeLay
7. Jerry Falwell
6. George Galloway
5. Pope Benedict XVI
4. Mayor Ray Nagin
3. Michael “Heckuva Job” Brown
2. George W. Bush
1. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi

12/09/2005 11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick
2. Bush
3. Brownie
4. O'Reilly
5. Condi
6. Jessica Simpson
7. Judith Miller
8. Ashlee Simpson
9. Rumi
10. Judith Miller

12/10/2005 2:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 Bill O’Reilly
2 Michael "brownie" Brown
3 Ann coulter
4 Karl Rove
5 Scooter Libby
6 Condoleeza Rice
7 Dick Cheney
8 George W. Bush
9 Tom Cruise
10 Tom DeLay

12/10/2005 11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. Mike Brown
3. George W. Bush
4. Karl Rove
5. Tom Delay
6. Donald Rumsfeld
7. Condi Rice
8. Ann Coulter
9. Bill 0'Reilly
10.Judith Miller

12/10/2005 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Runaway Bride
2. GW Bush
3. Karl Rove
4. Dick Cheney
5. Bob Woodward
6. Robert Novak
7. Tom DeLay
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. Bill Frist
10. Star Jones

12/11/2005 5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Terrel Owens
2. Drew Rosenhause (Owens' agent)
3. Dick Cheney
4. Al Zaqawi
5. Raphael Palmeiro
6. Russell Crowe
7. Tom DeLay
8. Ray Nagin
9. Dr. Phil
10. Barry Bonds

12/11/2005 5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. GW Bush
2. Katie Couric
3. Michael Brown
4. Ashlee Simpson
5. Judith Miller
6. Terrell Owen
7. George Pataki
8. Howard Dean
9. Arnold
10. Michael Jackson

12/11/2005 5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. GW Bush
2. Alberto Gonzalez
3. Dan Rather
4. Laura Ingrahm
5. Rush Limbaugh
6. Michael Brown
7. Michael Brown (again)
8. Ann Coulter
9. Ahmed Chalabi
10. Dick Cheney

12/11/2005 5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Osama bin Laden
2. Saddam Hussein
3. Dick Cheney
4. Donald Rumsfeld
5. Robert Novak
6. Judith Miller
7. Maureen Dowd
8. DAn Rather
9. Barry Bonds
10. Theo Epstein

12/11/2005 5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. Donald Rumsfeld
3. George Bush
4. Greta van Susterin
5. Judith Miller
6. Barbara Bush
7. Karl Rove
8. Scooter Libby
9. Robert Novak
10. Tom Cruise

12/11/2005 5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Don Rumsfeld
3. Cheney
4. Osama
5. Bob Woodward
6. Scooter Libby
7. Duke Cunningham
8. Al Zaquawi
9. Michael Jackson
10. Kim Jong Il

12/11/2005 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. GWB
2. Cheney
3. Delay
4. Falwell
5. Michael Jackson
6. Michael Irvin
7. Rupert Murdoch
8. Rush
9. Judith Miller
10. Karl Rove

12/11/2005 5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Michael "Heckava Job" Brown
3. Ashlee Simpson
4. Tom Cruise
5. Hillary Duff
6. Rush Limbaugh
7. Condoleezza Rice
8. Karl Rove
9. Dick Cheney
10. Jose Canseco

12/11/2005 8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Tom Cruise
2. Scooter Libby
3. Terrell Owens
4. Judith Miller
5. Karl Rove
6. Michael Brown
7. Nancy Grace
8. Dick Cheney
9. Barry Bonds
10. Cindy Sheehan

12/11/2005 8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Judith Miller
2. Scooter Libby
3. Barry Bonds
4. Dick Cheney
5. Terrell Owens

ugh.

12/12/2005 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Barry Bonds
2. Drew Rosenhaus
3. Theo Epstein
4. Britney Spears
5. Manny Ramirez
6. Tom Cruise
7. Glenn Beck
8. Pope Benedict XVI
9. Martha Stewart
10. Emeril

12/12/2005 7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 Michael Brown
2 Ray Nagrin
3 Gov. Blanco
4 Geo Bush
5 Geo HW Bush
6 Hillary Clinton
7 Bill Clinton
8 Jeannine Pirro
9 Congeumbreckin Rice
10 Dick Cheney

12/12/2005 7:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1... George W. Bush
2... Richard Cheney
3... Scooter Libby
4... Judith Miller
5... Randy Johnson
6.7. (tie) Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey
8... Harriet Miers
9... Robert Novak
10... Michael Schiavo

12/12/2005 7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Judith Miller
2. Dick Cheney
3. Raspy voice lady on Fox
4. Michael Brown
5. George W. Bush
6. Ashton Kutchner
7. Katie Couric
8. Ralph Reed
9. Karl Rove
10. Martha Stewart

12/12/2005 8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Cheney
2. Brownie
3. Rove
4. Cruise
5. Federline
6. Hilton
7. Owen
8. Rosnenhaus
9. Trump

12/12/2005 8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dubya (Who Talks to Jesus)
2. Jean Schmidt (who heard it from the Marines)
4. Brownie (who will never make it to Girl Scout)
5. Bill O'Reilly (who believes he is in an oppressed minority)
6. Karl Rove (the definition of evil)
7. Condi Rice (who thinks she is married to the Bushman)
8. Cheney (still hiding in his bunker)
9. Tom DeLay (latest laundry miracle)
10. Barbara Bush (the mother of all disasters)

12/12/2005 4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. GW Bush
2. Michael Brown
3. Duke Cunningham
4. Tom DeLay
5. Terrell Owens
6. Rafael Palmeiro
7. Bill Frist
8. Judith Miller
9. Bob Woodward
10. Eli Hadad

12/12/2005 10:59 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

1.anonymous
2.god
3.man
4.the bible
5.kitchen wipes
6.walgreens
7.florida
8.the whole current administration
9.computers
10.my not present self

12/13/2005 12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Tom Cruise
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. Ann Coulter

12/15/2005 12:04 AM  
Blogger Ann Thrope said...

1. Lester Crawford
2. Brownie
3. Bill Frist
4. Judith Miller
5. Tom Cruise
OK, those were the easy ones. Now I have to choose carefully for the rest.
6. Bill Cosby
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Hurricane Katrina
9. Steve Jobs
10. Miss Beazley

12/15/2005 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Wild Bill (KMWA) said...

1. Peter Jennings
2. Al Franken
3. Richard "Turncoat" Clarke
4. Bill "Lefthook" Clinton
5. Hillary "Not in My Mouth" Clinton
6. Chelsea Clinton (I'm just fugly)
7. Bill Moyer
8. Al Zar-cow-ee
9. Sean Penn
10. Angelina Jolie

12/17/2005 2:40 PM  
Anonymous Buddy said...

1. Bill Clinton
2. Hilary Clinton
3. Rupert Murdoch
4. Ken Lay
5. Robert Novak
6. Peter Jennings
7. Dan Rather
8. John Kerry
9. Sen. Byrd
10. William Rehnquist

12/17/2005 2:43 PM  
Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Ann Coulter
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. Ann Coulter
7. Bill O'Reilly
8. Ann Coulter
9. Bill O'Reilly
10. Ann Coulter

I don't like Rita Cosby much either, but on medication for that.

12/17/2005 5:49 PM  
Blogger Superfrankenstein said...

I know there are worse assholes, but to me nobody exemplified 2005 like:

1. Michael Brown
2. Rick Cheney
3. Nancy Grace
4. Judith Miller
5. Jeff Gannon/Guckert
6. Rafael Palmeiro
7. Barbara Bush
8. William Bennett
9. Rep. Jean Schmidt
10. Harriet Miers

I think next year we should be allowed 15 names. The world has a greater number of famous assholes than it did in 1974.

12/17/2005 11:11 PM  
Blogger Loganite said...

OK, I have been thinking for a couple weeks:

1. Michael Brown
2. Mother Nature
3. Tom DeLay
4. Tom Cruise
5. Rep. Jean Schmidt
6. Pope Benedict XVI
7. Sen. Bill Frist
8. James Dobson
9. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
10. Judith Miller

Let's see how close I come to picking the Top 10. -- L.

12/18/2005 2:01 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

(for real this time)
1. George Bush
2. Rumsfeld
3. Michael Brown
4. Tom Delay
5. Cindy Shehan
6. Nancy Grace (stole that from somebody)
7. Osama
8. Karl Rove
9. Condi Rice
10. Ann Coulter

12/18/2005 9:01 PM  
Blogger Rene' said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
3. Dick Cheney
4. Karl Rove
5. Don Rumsfeld
6. Bob Novak
7. Michael Brown
8. Bill O'Reilly
9. Pat Robertson
10.Tom DeLay

12/19/2005 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Bob Kahan said...

Karl Rove
Tom Delay
Pat Robertson
Bill Frist
Bill O'Reilly
Bob Novak
Dick Cheney
George W. Bush
Condi Rice
The guys who cancelled Arrested Development.

12/20/2005 9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Bill Frist
2. Dick Cheney
3. George W. Bush
4. Condi Rice
5. Tom DeLay
6. Donald Rumsfled
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
8. Pat Robertson
9. Mitt Romney
10. Michael Brown

12/20/2005 10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

g.w.bush,dick cheney,michael brown, michael jackson,condi rice;bill o'reilly,sean hannity,pat robertson, paris hilton,tom cruise

12/21/2005 5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. g.w.bush,
2. dick cheney,
3. michael brown,
4. michael jackson,
5. bill o'reilly,
6. sean hannity,
7. pat robertson,
8. Tom DeLay
9. Ann Coulter
10. Al Zaquawi

12/22/2005 10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown
2. Jack Abramoff
3. Randy "Duke" Cunningham
4. Bob Novak
5. Scooter Libby
6. Karl Rove
7. Armstrong Williams
8. Bill O'Reilly
9. Tom DeLay
10. Nancy Grace

12/22/2005 9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 george w. bush for obvious reasons

2 dick cheney for all the other reasons

3 ted stevens i hate him almost more than bush

4 mike brown callous puerile murderer

5 bill gates who makes my life miserable

6 frank murkowski asshole

7 jim holmes for messing w/ public broadcasting

8 michael powell for bad media

9 paul wolfowitz world bank

10 rupert murdoch

12/22/2005 9:59 PM  
Anonymous el duque said...

‘Twas the night before [insert your holiday here],
So I pondered the biggest rear ends of the year.

It was time for AHOY, for the harshest of holes,
Like that worthless Prince Charles & Camilia Parker Bowles.

It was time for my annual rotten rump list.
So on Couric! On Coulter! Bud Selig! Bill Frist!

So on Kevin! On Britney, and whomever next fits her!
Angelina and Brad! May they sleep with Wolf Blitzer!

Number ten is the nutcase, so self-absorbed highly,
He can never be wrong; after all, he’s O’Reilly.

At nine, Lindsay Lohan: Enough is enough!
She’s replaced Paris Hilton AND Hillary Duff.

At eight is old Rumsfeld, last year’s number one,
It will take 50 years to undo all he’s done.

At seven, Tom Cruise gave us all free advice.
At six, Simon Cowell: This jerk gave us Bo Bice.

At five, Michael Brown, for his heckova job.
At four, Barry Bonds: This creep’s worse than Ty Cobb.

At three, Randy Johnson: here, a personal word:
In the one game we needed, he’s gone by the third!

At two, good old Saddam, rather testy of late.
There’s no justice on earth; but it’s coming, just wait.

And at One is the One who’s behind this world’s drama.
What the fuck’s going on? We’ve forgotten Osama?

Yeah, I know: No George Bush. But it’s not that I’m daft.
I simply don’t want my home telephone tapped.

So I offer this ballot, with the rhymes not too tightly.
Merry Christmas to all! And to all, Keira Knightly!

12/24/2005 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dubya
2. Karl Rove
3. The aptly named Dick Cheney
4. Condi Rice
5. Ronald Dumbsfeld
6. Tom DeLay
7. Lindsay "The Rack" Lohan
8. Paris Hilton
9. Michael "Fashion God" Brown
10. Tom Cruise

12/26/2005 12:28 AM  
Anonymous Fuzzy said...

1. Dick C
2. Don R
3. George W. B
4. Ann Coulter
5. Nancy Grace
6. Katy Couric
7. Pat Robinson
8. Laura Bush
9. Jerry Falwell
10.John Gibson

12/27/2005 11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Tom DeLay
4. Mike Brown
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. Tom Cruise
7. Ann Coulter
8. Bill O'Reilly
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Lindsay Lohan

12/28/2005 12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1...by far...jessica lynch

12/28/2005 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. GWBush "I'm with Bono"
Who's that asshole with Bono
2. Cheney. That's Cheney. Dick Cheney. See that Secretary of State? I'm fucking her!
3. Rumsfeld. Non-warrior poet.
Gets a woody when he sees Iraq.
4. Kofi Anan. Keeping it in the family. Son's name is Kofi W. Anan.
5. Michael Brown. Does this outfit make me look fat?
6. Jeb Bush. Compared to my brother, she looks alert to me.
7. Bill Frist. I play a doctor by watching TV.
8. Ted Stevens. Stairway to nowhere. Welcome to Mooseport.
9. Tom Delay. mug shot.
10. Kevin Federline. Future ex of Tanya Harding.

12/30/2005 10:35 PM  
Blogger mokawanis said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Michael Brown
4. Judith Miller
5. James Dobson
6. Michelle Malkin
7. Bill O'Reilly
8. Karl Rove
9. Sean Hannity
10. Bill Frist

12/30/2005 11:36 PM  
Anonymous count fergula said...

1. Michael Brown
2. Dick Cheney
3. Karl Rove
4. George W. Bush
5. Tom Cruise
6. Tom DeLay
7. Ann Coulter
8. Judith Miller
9. Terrell Owens
10. Hillary Rodham Clinton

How about a local/regional AHOY? I know who I'd vote for...

1. Chris Vance
2. Dino Rossi
3. Tim Eyman
4. Pam Roach
5. Bill Bavasi (Mariners GM)
6. The Enumclaw Horse Sex Guy
7. Jim West
8. Doc Hastings
9. Ted Stevens
10 (tie). Jim Forman/Paul Silvi

12/31/2005 9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W.Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Karl Rove
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Paris Hilton
6. Robert Novak
7. Tom Cruise
8. Oprah Winfrey
9. Tom Delay
10. Don Rumsfeld

1/04/2006 12:37 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

1. Osama bin Laden.
2. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi.
3. Kim Jong Il.
4. Dick Cheney.
5. Jerry Falwell.
6. Bill O’Reilly.
7. Ann Coulter.
8. Ahmed Chalabi.
9. Robert Blake.
10. Michael Jackson.

BTW, Jared from Subway's last name is Fogelman. (Maybe with two "n"s?). And there is no "i" in Halle Berry (more's the pity *rimshot*).

1/04/2006 2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rcjordan

1/05/2006 10:56 PM  
Blogger Allen M said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Condoleeza Rice
3. Dick Cheney
4. Michael Brown
5. Michael Chertoff
6. Karl Rove
7. James Guckert/Jeff Gannon
8. Hillary Clinton
9. Pat Robertson
10. Donald Rumsfeld

1/05/2006 11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
2. Robert Novak
3. Pat Robertson
4. James Dobson
5. George W. Bush
6. Dick Cheney
7. Karl Rove
8. Bill O'Reilly
9. Ann Coulter
10. Rush Limbaugh

1/06/2006 6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Condie Rice
2. George W. Bush
3. Dick cheney
4. Jeb Bush
5. Kwame Kilpatrick, "mayor" of Detroit
6. Tom Delay
7. Pope Benedict XVI
8. Howard Stern
9.Kevin Fderline
10. Matt Millen, pres. Detroit Lions

1/06/2006 10:18 AM  
Blogger JoKeR said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Jack Abramof
6. Dick Cheney
7. Tom Deley
8. Pat Robertson
9. Ann Coulter
10. Condoliza Rice

1/06/2006 10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Pat Robertson
4. Tom Delay
5. Rafael Palmiero
6. Bill O'Reilly
7. Adam Curry
8. Tom Cruise
9. Bill Frist
10. Michael Brown

1/06/2006 11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Tom Delay
3. Dick Cheney
4. Condi Rice
5. Pat Robertson
6. Ann Coulter
7. Al Zwahiri
8. Terrel Owens
9. Barry Bonds
10. Jeb Bush

1/06/2006 11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Mike Brown
2. Karl Rove
3. Bob Novack
4. Judith Miller
5. Rumsfeld
6. Wolfowitz
7. Cheney
8. GW Bush
9. Bob Woodward
10. Tom Delay

1/06/2006 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Pat Robertson
2. Dick Cheney
3. Terrell Owens
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger
5. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
6. Kobe Bryant
7. Karl Rove
8. Randy Moss
9. Jeffrey Skilling
10. Sadam Hussein

1/06/2006 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. G.W. Bush
2. Dich Cheney
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. terrel owens
5. Tom Delay
6. Bob Novack
7. Pat Robertson
8. Courtney Love
9. Dusty Baker
10. Bill O'Reilly

1/06/2006 5:27 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Micheal Brown
4. Kevin Federline
5. Terrel Owens
6. Pope "Hitler youth" Benedict XVI
7. Condi Rice
8. Tom DeLay
9. Karl Rove
10. Tom Cruise

1/06/2006 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Donald Rumsfeld
5. Condi Rice
6. Colin Powell
7. Bill O'Reilly
8. Ann Coulter
9. Bush Twins
10. Mike Brown

1/06/2006 9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 George W. Bush
2 katie holmes
3 creationists
4 n/a
5 n/a
6 n/a
7 n/a
8 n/a
9 n/a
10 n/a

1/07/2006 3:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Kanye West
2. Kanye West
3. Kanye West
4. Kanye West
5. Kanye West
6. Kanye West
7. Kanye West
8. Kanye West
9. Kanye West
10. Judge Judy

1/07/2006 4:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush
george bush

1/07/2006 4:16 AM  
Blogger Brent Jensen said...

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. George W. Bush
3. Dick Cheney
4. Ann Coulter
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. Pat Robertson
7. Jerry Falwell
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. Drew Rosenhaus
10.Terrell Owens

1/07/2006 4:38 AM  
Anonymous Big Pimpin said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Tom Delay
3. Sadaam Hussein
4. Nancy Grace
5. Condi Rice
6. Terrell Owens
7. Don Rumsfeld
8. Dick Cheney
9. Ann Coulter
10. Sean Hanritty

1/07/2006 6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Tom DeLay
2. George W. Bush
3. Dick Cheney
4. Michael Brown
5. Tom Cruise
6. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
7. Bill O'Reilly
8. Jean Schmidt
9. Scooter Libby
10. Karl Rove

1/07/2006 8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. U.S. District Judge John E. Jones
2. George W Bush (for spying)
3. Pope "Ratzinger" Benedict the xvi
4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iran)
5. Ray Nagin (for taking the guns)
6. Michael Brown
7. Pat Robertson (for his Fatwa)
8. James Dobson
9. Vladimir Putin
10. Prince Charles/Camilla

1/07/2006 8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. George Bush
4. Ronald Dumsfeld
5. George Bush
6. Dick Cheney
7. George Bush
8. Tom Delay
9. George Bush
10. Pat Robertson

1/07/2006 10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney#Early_life_and_family
George Bush Been wondering if the George W. Bush Presidential Library will contain “My Pet Goat”?
Karl Rove http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/6/23/183411/583
Scott Mcclellan http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scott-mcclellan/index.php
Don Rumsfeld http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/2004/05/don_rumsfeld.html
Tom Delay http://dailydelay.blogspot.com/
William Frist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Frist
Brownie http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/03/brown.fema.emails/
Brit Hume http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_Hume#War_in_Iraq
Robert Novak http://www.amipatriotic.com/story/2004/9/14/3362/97197

1/07/2006 11:25 AM  
Anonymous callum said...

1.michael jackson
2.osama bin laden
3.sadam hussain
4.peter andre
5.tony blair
6.George Bush

1/07/2006 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. George Bush
3. George Bush
4. George Bush
5. George Bush
6. George Bush
7. George Bush
8. George Bush
9. George Bush
10. George Bush

1/07/2006 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.George W. Bush
2.Michael Brown
3.Bill O'Reilly
4.Terrel Owens
5.Tom Cruise
6.Kevin Federline
7.Michael Jackson
8.Dick Cheney
9.Karl Rove
10.Ashlee Simpson

1/07/2006 12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.George W. Bush
2.Michael Brown
3.Bill O'Reilly
4.Terrel Owens
5.Tom Cruise
6.Kevin Federline
7.Michael Jackson
8.Dick Cheney
9.Karl Rove
10.Ashlee Simpson

1/07/2006 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.George W. Bush
2.Michael Brown
3.Bill O'Reilly
4.Terrel Owens
5.Tom Cruise
6.Kevin Federline
7.Michael Jackson
8.Dick Cheney
9.Karl Rove
10.Ashlee Simpson

1/07/2006 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Michael Jackson
4. Terrel Owens
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. Krystal Wadden
7. Condoleeza Rice
8. George Steinbrenner
9. Steve Moore
10. Eminem

1/07/2006 12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. George W. Bush
3. George W. Bush
4. George W. Bush
5. George W. Bush
6. George W. Bush
7. George W. Bush
8. George W. Bush
9. George W. Bush
10. George W. Bush

1/07/2006 1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat Robertson
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney

1/07/2006 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Michael Brown
4. Condi Rice
5. Donald Rumsfeld
6. Kevin Federline
7. Bill O' Reilly
8. Ann Coulter
9. Hannity
10. Michael Weiner

1/07/2006 2:15 PM  
Anonymous Zoe said...

1. George Bush
2.Dick Cheney
3 George Bush
4. George Bush
5.Dick Cheney
6 George Bush
7. George Bush
8.Dick Cheney
9 George Bush
10 Dick Cheney

1/07/2006 2:36 PM  
Anonymous crucifyed4us said...

looks like its only liberals who use the net :-P

1/07/2006 2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Rafael Araneda
2. Kevin Federline
3. Sadaam Hussein
4.george bush
5. Evo Morales
6. Nick Lachey
7. Tom Cruise
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. R kelly
10.Jessica Simpson

1/07/2006 2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A.H.O.Y. Numbers 1-10: Mothers against maddox founder and all other followers seeking to censor and block websites instead of just being a good parent and monitoring what their children watch. Yeah lets just continue being lazy parents and try to rid the world of things we take offense to instead. Keep it up and these "protesters" will reserve a spot on next years list.

1/07/2006 3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Saddam Hussein
2) Osama bin Laden
3) Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
4) Kim Jong Il
5) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
6) Dan Rather
7) Ashlee Simpson
8) Michael Jackson
9) Madonna
10) Jessica Simpson

1/07/2006 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.George W. Bush
2.Dick Cheney
3.Michael Jackson
4.Howard Stern
5.Arnold Schwarzenegger
6.Tom Cruise
7.Kevin Federline
8.Saddam Hussein
9.Osama bin Laden
10.Rafael Palmiero

1/07/2006 5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Michael Vaganov
2. Terrell Owens
3. Barry Bonds
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Tom Cruise
6. Cindy Sheehan
7. Drew Rosenhause
8. Michael Jackson
9. Kim Jong Il
10. Al Franken

1/07/2006 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. John Kerry
4. Tom Cruise
5. Howard Stern
6. Jessica Simpson
7. Asley Simpson
8. Karl Rove
9. Bill O'Reilly
10. Ann Coulter

1/07/2006 6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.Dick Cheney
2.George W. Bush
3.Paul Martian
4.Tom Cruiz
5.Brad Pitt
6.Ashley Simpson
7.Micheal Jackson
8.Lindsay Lohan
9.Terrel Owens
10.Pat Robertson

1/07/2006 6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.Dick Cheney
2.George W. Bush
3.Paul Martian
4.Tom Cruiz
5.Brad Pitt
6.Ashley Simpson
7.Micheal Jackson
8.Lindsay Lohan
9.Terrel Owens
10.Pat Robertson

1/07/2006 6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheny
2. Karl Rove
3. Tom Delay
4. George W. Bush
5. Donald Rumsfeld
6. Bill O'Reilly
7. Pat Robertson
8. Ann Coulter
9. TO
10. Condi Rice

1/07/2006 6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Tom Cruise
2. George W. Bush
3. Paris Hilton
4. Pat Robertson
5. Tony Blair
6. Gary Glitter
7. Karl Rove
8. Chris Martin
9. Michael Jackson
10. Madonna

1/07/2006 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Kevin Federline
3. Britney spears
4. Paris Hilton
5. Jose Canseco
6. Osama Bin Laden
7. Terrell Owens
8. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
9. Anna Nicole Smith
10. Dick Cheney

1/07/2006 8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.george w bush
2.george w bush
3.george w bush
4.george w bush
5.george w bush
6.george w bush
7.george w bush
8.my friend steve
9.george w bush
10.george w bush

1/07/2006 9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Scooter Libby
4. Michael Brown
5. Jerry Falwell
6. Bill O'Reiley
7. Ann Coulter
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. CNN
10. Jeb Bush

1/07/2006 10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Scooter Libby
4. Michael Brown
5. Jerry Falwell
6. Bill O'Reiley
7. Ann Coulter
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. CNN
10. Jeb Bush

1/07/2006 10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. Donald Rumsfeld
3. George W. Bush
4. Karl Rove
5. Bill Frist
6. Jennifer Wilbanks
7. Ray Nagen
8. Tom Cruise
9. Michael Brown
10. Condi Rice

1/08/2006 12:47 AM  
Blogger DJEB said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Ann Coulter
6. Tom DeLay
7. Condoleezza Rice
8. Alberto Gonzalez
9. Pat Robertson
10. Judith Miller

1/08/2006 1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Andy Wells (mayor of St.John's, Canada)
3. Stephen Harper
4. Michael Jackson
5. Michael D. Brown
6. Paul Martin
7. Paris Hilton
8. Tom Cruise
9. Gail Berman
10. Danny Williams (Premier of NL, Canada)

1/08/2006 2:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. scientology
2. G. bush
3. condi rice
4. mohamed B
5. ali b
6. tom cruise
7. Karl Rove
8. Bill O'reily
9. david letterman
10.M Jackson

1/08/2006 11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.howard stern
2.david letterman
3.osama bin laden
4.saddam hussein
5.maria sharapova
6.michelle trachtenberg
7.scott peterson
8.paris hilton
9.emma roberts
10.hurricane katrina

1/08/2006 11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Jerry Falwell
2. George W. Bush
3. Tom Cruise
4. Bill O'Reilley
5. Dick Cheney
6. Ashlee Simpson
7. Howard Stern
8. James Dobson
9. .......
10........

1/08/2006 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Karl Rove
2. Ann Coulter
3. Tom Cruise
4. Kevin Federline
5. Tom DeLay
6. Paris Hilton
7. George W. Bush
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. Ashlee Simpson
10. Bill O'Reilly

1/08/2006 2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10-Osama Binladen
9-George W Bush
8-Dick Cheney
7-Micheal Jackson
6-Bill O'reilly
5-Barry Bonds
4-Ron Artes
3-Micheal Brown
2-Karl Rove
1-Paul Wolfowitz

1/08/2006 2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Dick Cheney
2. George W. Bush
3. John Howard (Australian PM)
4. Bill O'reilly
5. Alexander Lukashenko (Belarus President)
6. Vladimir Putin (Russian President)
7. Karl Rove
8. Rush Limbaugh
9. Michael Brown
10. Tom Cruise

1/08/2006 5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Everyone who was for torture
4. Stephen Harper
5. Paul Martin
6. Tom Cruise
7. Everyone on American Idol
8. Rude people
9. Advertisements
10. David Bourque (one of "the world's foremost basset horn players")

1/08/2006 6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 bill o'reilly
2 pope benedict xvi
3 angelina jolie
4 george bush
5 rosie o'donnell
6 rush limbaugh
7 matt lower
8 huey lewis
9 the tooth fairy
10 cedric "the entertainer"

1/08/2006 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Jack Zall said...

1: Michael Brown (come on! no competition.)
2: G.W. Bush
3: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4: Ray Nagin
5: Gannon/Guckert
6: Tom DeLay
7: Jack Abramoff
8: Johnny Damon. Bastard.
9: Whover came up with that stupid commercial where the big tooth yells "RANCH!"
10: Can I vote the ranch guy twice?

1/08/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10: michael jackson

9: randy jackson

8:tom delay

7:tom cruise

6:ann coulter

5:angelina jolie

4:michael brown / kathleen blanco / ray nagin

3:donald rumsfeld

2:dick cheney

1:george bush

1/08/2006 9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
2. Barbara Boxer
3. Michael Brown
4. Michael Schiavo
5. Cindy Sheehan
6. Mayor Ray Nagin
7. Tom Cruise
8. Terrell Owens
9. Kanye West
10. Ryan Seacrest

1/08/2006 9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. George W. Shrub
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Condoleeza Rice
5. Robert Novak
6. Judith Miller
7. Donald Rumsfeld
8. Achmid Chalabi
9.Tony Blair
10. Dover, PA School Board

1/08/2006 9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Terrel Owens
2. Drew Rosenhause (Owens' agent)
3. Runaway Bride
4. Al Zaqawi
5. Raphael Palmeiro
6. Russell Crowe
7. Tom DeLay
8. Ray Nagin
9. Dr. Phil
10. Barry Bonds

1/08/2006 10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the Liberal Democrats

1/08/2006 10:53 PM  
Blogger DUCK said...

1. George W. Bush
2. Karl Rove
3. Dick Cheney
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Ann Coulter
6. Tom DeLay
7. Condoleezza Rice
8. Alberto Gonzalez
9. Pat Robertson
10. Judith Miller

1/11/2006 8:39 PM  
Blogger OORANOS said...

Have a good time

1/17/2006 3:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 - Karl Rove, 2 - George Bush, 3- Don Rumsfeld, 4 - Dick Cheney, 5 - Pope Benedict, 6 - Tom Delay, 7 - Pat Robertson, 8 - George Steinbrenner, 9 - Bob Congel, 10- George Pataki

1/29/2006 2:37 PM  

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