HAIL TO THE AHOY



EARLY EXIT POLLS SHOW AHOY CREAM RISING FAST

ONE OF THESE OUTSTANDING INDIVIDUALS SOON SHALL WEAR THE MANTLE OF "ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR!"

YOU WILL DECIDE WHO GOES OUT FRONT... OR IN THE REAR.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET YOUR CURRENT TOP 40
(LISTED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)

Osama bin Laden / Barry Bonds
George W. Bush / Michael Brown
Dick Cheney / Ann Coulter
Katie Couric / Tom Cruise
Randy Cunningham / Tom DeLay
James Dobson / Theo Epstein
Jerry Falwell / Kevin Federline
Bill Frist / Alberto Gonzalez
Nancy Grace / Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson / Scooter Libby
Rush Limbaugh / Judith Miller
Ray Nagrin / Robert Novak
Bill O'Reilly / Terrell Owens
Rafael Palmiero / Pope Benedict XVI
Dan Rather / Condoleezza Rice
Alex Rodriguez / Drew Rosenhause
Karl Rove / Jean Schmidt
Arnold Schwarzenegger / Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson / Howard Stern
Bob Woodward / Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi

AHOY. BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN THE PART OF THE GLOBE THAT MOST NEEDS IT: THE BUTT.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Mary Matalin Gisher said...

1.Dan Rather
2.Howard Stern
3.Michael Jackson
4.Katie Couric
5.Jerry Falwell
6.Osama bin Laden
7.Saddam Hussein
8.Ashlee Simpson
9.Jessica Simpson
10.Bill O'Reilly

12/14/2005 11:53 PM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

1.Michael Brown
2.Michael Jackson
3.Bill O'Reilly
4.Dan Rather
5.Tom Cruise
6.Robert Novak
7.Arnold Schwarzenegger
8.Terrell Owens
9.Billy Bob Gisher
10.Ben and Jerry

OCB voted twice not fair dammit.

12/21/2005 4:18 AM  
Anonymous Gary Winders said...

And the 2005nominees are:

1.) Harry Reid
2.) Ray Nagin
3.) Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
4.) Kathleen Blanco
5.) Howard Dean
6.) Cindy Sheehan
7.) Michael Jackson
8.) Bill Clinton
9.) John Kerry
10.) Jon Stewart

12/26/2005 3:45 PM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

i stand by my list. this brown thing, just another fraud like scooter and jesus was. brown is going way down town go bang, or jesses brings the bust to your place.

1/03/2006 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Florida:


And now, without further blather:

1. George W Bush
2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
3. Rev. Pat Robertson
4. Barbara Bush
5. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
6. Richard Cheney, no, not that Richard Chaney
7. Bill Frist
8. Saddam Hussein
9. James Dungey
10. Michael Brown

1/03/2006 9:12 PM  
Blogger Jacob "H" Tucker said...

1. Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
2. George W. Bush
3. Michael Brown
4. Ray Nagrin
5. Pope Benedict XVI
6. Jerry Falwell
7. James Dobson
8. Nancy Grace
9. Tom Cruise
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger

1/07/2006 1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saddam Hussein
Pope Benedict XVI
Micheal Jackson
osama bin Laden
Tom Cruise
Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson
ABu Musab Al-Zarqawi
Dick Cheney
Katie Couric

1/07/2006 2:47 AM  

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